
I'm
always trying to think of new ways of doing things. I love exploring
design and ways to make the usual unusual. I think I did it with
my new Sockalutions sock patterns line. Sockalutions are not
your typical line of sock patterns. Sockalutions are a whole new
concept in sock patterns. With Sockalutions patterns,
different solutions (choices) are offered for cuffs, heels, feet
& toes. Besides the original sock pattern that you see pictured
on each pattern, you
will also find different patterns for cuffs, heels, feet & toes that you can
interchange to create many different style socks from one pattern. You
become the designer! Note the choices below.
Included in each pattern:
1 sock pattern
3 optional cuff patterns
3 optional heel patterns
2 optional foot patterns
3 optional toe patterns
And who doesn't like tips to
make sock knitting easier? Yup they are in there too! So take a
look at my available patterns by clicking on my Sockalutions
Logo above.
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Does this sound like you? |
I
am an absolute maniac in my love of knitting, designing socks and
spinning yarn for socks. There, I admit it! What about you? Are
you one or the other or both?
Sock-a-maniac is derived from the words
sock and
maniac which are defined as:
1. A person who has an excessive enthusiasm or desire for something like
yarn and sock knitting. She just can't get enough of both yarn and
handknit socks.
A sockamaniac
wants more yarn even though she already has piles and
piles of it. More than she can use in seven lifetimes. She's
never
satisfied no matter how much she has. She always
craves to buy more no matter
what. In her enthusiasm
for knitting socks, more than she or her family or friends will ever
wear in their lifetimes, she spends days and nights collecting
numerous sock
patterns off the internet that she has no time to actually knit them,
plus she collected so many patterns that she had to get rid of
her furniture in order to make more room for them. But all is
not lost. She is a frugal lady. She's put her sock patterns to
good use. She discovered that by stacking them just so, balance
is the key, she could use them as chairs, tables and yes, even a
bed. And you were worried. Her family deprived because of her
maniacal obsession with socks? NAH!
2. A person who acts in a wildly irresponsible way.
A sockamaniac is constantly looking for ways to bring in her bags of new
yarn and places to hide her growing
stash from the critical eyes of her husband who can't understand why she
possibly needs more yarn when she already has enough to fill a
warehouse. Actually seven warehouses but we won't tell. Since he
really doesn't notice anything new, she cleverly disguises her
newest purchase by wearing her new yarn as a wig.
When he finally does notice, he compliments her on her new hairdo. No
wonder we can get away with so much! When
she really gets desperate, she'll go to any length to horde her stash. She empties all the
kitchen cupboards of food and replaces it with her yarn. As a result
her family suffers from malnutrition not knowing why. When they tell her
that their clothes are getting too big she blames it on those
new designers. Who needs food anyway? She knows how to
keep a secret. She has a huge entertainment center in her livingroom
which she emptied out and filled to the point where she could
barely close the doors doing all this while her husband was away
at work. When her husband, who loves to watch sports and listen
to music, asks her where the television and his Boss stereo
system with the super sonic sub-woofers are, she tells him that
they are in the shop being repaired.
Spin-a-maniac
is derived from the
words Spin and Maniac. They can be defined the same as
sockamaniac with the exception that we can add spinning her own
yarn to her sock obsessive, compulsive, maniacal disorder.
Like a
Sockamaniac, a Spinamaniac
is not content to own just one spinning wheel or
spindle. She's gotta have as many wheels and spindles that she
can get into her home. Now I ask you, how can you possibly
handle spinning on 50 wheels and 100+ spindles. After all you
only have two hands. Yet a Spinamaniac will always tell her
husband that she needs that 51st wheel. Not only is it going to
help her earn more money so that hubby can buy his dream
Lamborghini, oh man is she crafty, she's the one who's dreaming,
but it spins differently from the other wheels. She tries to
convince him that no two wheels spin alike. Come on who is she
kidding. Sure that may be true with 5 wheels but 51? Now who's
dreaming?
And her obsession for collecting
fiber and fiber animals? Well we won't even go there. I leave
that to your imagination. But look at her latest fiber bunny.
One of just many.
Meet the newest member of my family!

His name is Smudge for obvious
reasons except for one thing, now at 4 months, he has lost his
little black spot on his nose. Now he's pure white all over.
RATS!!!! I loved that spot. Maybe a touch of Clairol?
Anyway, Smudge is an English Angora that I originally purchased
as a fiber bunny but when I held him for the first time and saw
how gentle and sweet he was, well what can I say, he's my baby
and such a joy to have around. You can read more about him and
Angora rabbits on my spinning page. Just click on the spinning
wheel.

I am Gail THE creator and
original
Sockamaniac also known as Gail THE Spinamaniac. Oh alright, I fully
confess, I'm a Blingamaniac too! Welcome to my site! And if you
are wondering if these stories are true, just ask my husband.
He'll be only to happy to turn me in and get his house back.
He's given up on the Lamborghini.

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